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Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM. cHOKING  NEED to reblog my analysis of what is going on here: Owl swallowing the rat - clearly CHOKING on the rat because it’s far too big for him to try and eat. Owl jabbering - “What did I tell you, what did I tell you? I said that rat is too big, that is what I told you. And see, I was right. But you wouldn’t listen to me! You just had to go after that rat! Well I’m not going to give you the Heimlich maneuver! I can’t! I don’t have hands! I have wings!” Owls doing the creepy dance - Owl one: Duuude, your feathers feel like, soooo cool on my chin, yanno? Owl two: Duuuude.. (clearly these two are stoned out of their minds.)

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

cHOKING 

NEED to reblog my analysis of what is going on here:

Owl swallowing the rat - clearly CHOKING on the rat because it’s far too big for him to try and eat.

Owl jabbering - “What did I tell you, what did I tell you? I said that rat is too big, that is what I told you. And see, I was right. But you wouldn’t listen to me! You just had to go after that rat! Well I’m not going to give you the Heimlich maneuver! I can’t! I don’t have hands! I have wings!”

Owls doing the creepy dance -

Owl one: Duuude, your feathers feel like, soooo cool on my chin, yanno?

Owl two: Duuuude.. (clearly these two are stoned out of their minds.)

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  2. xfadingxflowersx reblogged this from s-m-3-a-r and added:
    I’ve stared at this and have been laughing for like, 5 fucking minutes. Oh goodness..seriously wtf they doing? I’m...
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    LMFAO! ive never laughed so hard in my life
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    mannn i love this gifff
  8. broughttoyoubypepper reblogged this from spicyjew and added:
    Coolest birds ever, best descriptive writing ever ^^
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    I’LL TAKE TWENTY, THANKS.
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  22. loveexistsincracksofyoursociety reblogged this from bleep-my-life and added:
    i think they’re cute.
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  24. puyon reblogged this from overlordjessica and added:
    That analysis is absolutely perfect.
  25. sunny315 reblogged this from toasterrific and added:
    I love owls. But seriously. This is going to make my day hahaha
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    SCARREDI AM SCARRED
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    This will never not be funny and creepy.
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